Title: What the Gods Don't Tell You
Rating: G... I think... but PG if you're an uber-protective parent and don't like the mere mention of death and suchlike
AN: This is humor (based on a pair of tasteless puns, no less), and not intended to be taken seriously or anything. In script format, because semiramis was planning on doing a comic but ran out of time. And apologies for any anachronisms. They were perfectly intentional, I assure you.
Disclaimer: all characters portrayed belong to the lovely silvestris, as we all know ^.^v
V/O*: Across nations, across peoples, across worlds, people sing praises to their gods. Praises for generosity and mercy, or fairness and firmness; for wisdom, for beauty, for power. For many things.
V/O: But rarely for a good sense of humor....
S/D**: sunset. A large field, covered in dried grass. A single gnarled tree, on which sits a large black bird.
S/D: a fox shoulders its way out o